Lexi. 21. NSFW/NSFL. Cat lady. Only just slightly neurotic.
I like cats, hookah, sex, music, anything horror-related, shopping, peircings, tattoos, cigarettes, bud, bartending, historical buildings, zombies, pokemon, urban exploration, OITNB, bondage, taking naps, marriage equality, birds, feathers, disney, rockabilly, sushi, rum, shopping, video games, books, etc.

vulkhaleesi:

in ancient rome, people believed that penises were good luck charms, so they literally just decorated everything they could get their hands on with dicks

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like wind chimes

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or talismans

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now walk into the praetorium like “whaddup i got a big cock”

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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(via bastille)

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ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

ryancrobert:

britney spears posing with iggy azalea 

(Source: autumn-goodbye, via ruinedchildhood)

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via vajoochie)

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grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

(Source: jaidefinichon, via cumfort)

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